Part of what makes Dexter streaming so entertaining to watch is the expert writing. There are so many quotes that make audiences chuckle, smile, or nod their heads in agreement. In this Dexter streaming blog, 
I’m going to list some of my favorite Dexter quotes…
- [Context: Dexter finds doll parts in his freezer.] “I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I’m not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like ‘Hey, wanna play?’ and yes, I want to play. I really, really do.”
- “I’m the helpful handyman. How evil can I be?”
- “Just what I ordered: feigned civility with a heaping side of betrayal.”
- “No blood. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood; no blood at all. Why hadn’t I thought of that? No blood. What a beautiful idea!”
- “Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can’t wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile.”
- “Harry was a great cop here in Miami. He taught me how to think like one; he taught me how to cover my tracks. I’m a very neat monster.”
- “People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That’s my burden, I guess.”
- “I just know there’s something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don’t talk about it, but it’s there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he’s driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don’t fight him, I don’t want to. He’s all I’ve got. Nothing else could love me, not even… especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else… someone. It’s like the mask is slipping and things… people… who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me.”
- “There’s something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you’re in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland!”
“I always prided myself on being an outsider… but now… I feel the need to connect with someone.”- [To Deb] “Keep the sex suit on when you’re talking to the Captain, it’ll help your cause.”
- “Dogs don’t like me because of what I sometimes do to their masters.”
- “The problem with eating and driving, which I love to do, is not being able to have my hands on the wheel at the 10 and 2 position. It’s a matter of public safety.”
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